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i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
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fasterfood:
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
(via mypussybaldlikecaillou)
(via h4llucin4tions)
xrealistik:
Focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out the first time, take another shot.
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my9face:
that-wouldbeme: the-worst-url: theyellowbrickroad: who has the worst url on tumblr.com that would be me say that to my face motherfucker i dare you why are you guys talking about me
that-wouldbeme:
the-worst-url: theyellowbrickroad: who has the worst url on tumblr.com that would be me say that to my face motherfucker i dare you
the-worst-url:
theyellowbrickroad: who has the worst url on tumblr.com that would be me
theyellowbrickroad:
who has the worst url on tumblr.com
that would be me
say that to my face motherfucker i dare you
why are you guys talking about me
(via fiiliipiina)
oshawott:
how dare u critical hit my pokemon only i can land critical hits
fistfulloffourleafclovers:
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
we-could-sink-together:
of-gods-and-monsters: jewist: in case you didn’t know THIS GUY IS 37 SHEEEENA!!! I think I pissed myself
of-gods-and-monsters:
jewist: in case you didn’t know THIS GUY IS 37 SHEEEENA!!!
jewist:
in case you didn’t know THIS GUY IS 37
SHEEEENA!!!
I think I pissed myself
(Source: idegi)
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recoveryofabrokenteen:
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consultingsuperhusbands:
glorzsz: Oww do you know how happy these make me
glorzsz:
Oww
do you know how happy these make me
(Source: jacidio, via shiettlinglingg)
lliampayne:
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
one-mic:
callmekev: titlefightclub: iu2: Coffee stain portrait by Hong...
callmekev:
titlefightclub: iu2: Coffee stain portrait by Hong...
titlefightclub:
iu2: Coffee stain portrait by Hong...
iu2:
Coffee stain portrait by Hong...